Saturday 3 December 2011

Basically Made In Chelsea Is Really Bad

Hmm......these blogs are getting harder... I need ideas.... Just a quick word on programmes like The Only Way Is Essex and Hollyoaks....they're really bad, who in their right mind would specifically turn on the television to watch a bunch of young people with brooding faces shout at each other and tangle with their 2nd best friends relationships? Basically every plotline is that Chantelles boyfriend Cory loves Chardonnay whilst Lee is in prison because of a drunken night out with Abi and Wayne but since Wayne loves Abi, Lee got angry and started shouting and swearing at Wayne " 'Ow cood ya doo dis too me, i fort we was bruvvers, yah?" All the while Abi is crying "Dont 'urt 'im Lee, Wayne 'ees not wurf it" but Abi secretly loves Cory who loves...you get the picture.....kind of. The mind-boggling thing about these "programmes" is that these people are so akin too their characters, its more of a documentry than anything. I usually wouldnt go near these programmes with a bargepole, yet, since they are always before my beloved programme Scrubs, I have to endure 3 minutes of Essex accented audio torment. To sum up The Only Way Is Essex and Made In Chelsea I will finish on a quote from Keira- Leigh

"Is Africa a country or a state?"

The countrys going to the dogs....

Sorry about that...

Hello again, last blog I did, I mentioned how I was going to list the coolest people and the naffest, I forgot to list the naffest so here they are....I'm very forgetful. Keep Clicking!.....

6-  Justin Beiber (come on youve gotta give me that one...)
5-  Preston (you know Preston, from Never Mind The Buzzcocks? That episode...
4-  Chris Moyles...he's just frankly annoying....
3-  Dappy (What can I say, He insulted Noel Feilding and looks like an idiot...well...is)
2-  Brendan Coyle (Strictly Come Dancing... Really Naff...)
1-  Any wrestler from WWE......makes me wanna sob....

There you have it...